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They survived the cold war. But can they survive a 'smart' toaster?
When the President of Monty sends a ruthless reporter, a cynical high school bully, and a confused drifter thirty-nine years into the future, he expects a tactical report. Instead, he gets three 80s icons lost in a wireless world of viral trends and “cancel culture.”
HEY ZOMBIES! THANKS FOR NOTHING is a nostalgic, laugh-out-loud satire about what happens when the “Me Generation” meets the “Everything is Smart” generation.
One wants a scoop. One wants a snack. One wants to be anywhere else.
In Hey Zombies! Thanks for Nothing, three unsuspecting souls from 1987 are accidentally catapulted into the chaos of 2026. It’s a world they don’t recognize, featuring an unlikely trio: a hard-hitting reporter looking for a scoop, a cynical 11th grader who was “over it” before he even arrived, and a local ‘hobo’ who only ended up in the time-traveling convention center because he followed the scent of free appetizers. If you enjoy laughing until your neighbors consider calling a wellness check, this is the book you’ve been waiting for. It’s polished, it’s poignant, and it’s definitely worth the sleep you’ll lose binge-reading it. It’s nostalgic, biting, and a reminder that while the technology changes, human absurdity is timeless. It is, quite simply, her best work yet.
The Master of the Silver Lining
Wayven Pienaar
Some people see a glass half full; Wayven Pienaar sees a glass that’s about to fall over in a way that’s statistically improbable and objectively hilarious.
With the ability to find the punchline in a power outage or the irony in a root canal, Wayven has spent her career proving that if life gives you lemons, you should probably check if they’re expired—and then write a bestseller about it.
But even this funny girl has her limits. If you want to see Wayven’s ‘funny’ side evaporate instantly, just try knocking on her front door without a 48-hour notice. Her Achilles Heel is a trifecta of modern miseries: she has zero tolerance for unexpected guests, an even lower bar for ungrateful people, and a soul-deep loathing for long lines that refuse to move. She writes fast-paced novels largely because she can’t stand things that take longer than they should.
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"Give me a pen and I thrive"
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