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Hey Zombies! Thanks for Nothing

Hey Zombies! Thanks for Nothing

Destination: 2026. Objective: Try not to get canceled.

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In “Hey Zombies! Thanks for Nothing,“ a trio of 80s misfits is propelled forty years past their sell-by date on a top-secret mission to save the timeline. Meet the crew:

  • Daphne Mutton: A reporter who’d sell her soul for a scoop (and her hairspray for a working payphone).

  • Jeremy Reed: An eleventh-grader who is professionally bored and perpetually unimpressed.

  • Dwayne Phillips: A drifter who accidentally wandered through a temporal rift while chasing the scent of appetizers.

From infiltrating the “nightmare” of 2026 social etiquette to realizing The Breakfast Club is no longer the peak of human achievement, this trio has four weeks to find out whether the future is a victory lap or a dumpster fire!

Wayven Pienaar